12 Things That Drive You Crazy
And How to Fix Them
1. When you try to give yourself a digital makeover and you end up with no neck
This is not good. You were just trying to give yourself a little chin augmentation.
Solution: Revert quickly to “original” and try again, or go back to digital makeover school.
2. People who put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way
This is primeval; even prehistoric humans got upset about this. And, by the way, you know perfectly well which way is wrong — and it’s not a matter of preference or perspective either.
Solution: Some things are just plain objectively, empirically very very wrong. Turn the toilet paper roll around immediately and get a lock for the bathroom door.
3. The bass clef
The bass clef was invented by cruel musicians in a distant past to confuse me and millions of other innocent people.
Solution: Snub the base clef completely, although it will make learning the piano a bit more challenging.
4. Planes that can’t take off due to technical failures
“I’m sorry folks. The plane is experiencing a technical failure of the hydraulic system. We’ll be taking off as soon as we get a new part.”